Paris Hilton
I wrote an opinion piece for The Daily Telegraph on Paris Hilton. Here's the start of what I said:
This morning I was thinking about Paris Hilton when a topless lady stood next to me.
Thinking about Paris Hilton is easy, when you're in a job like mine.
She's done time and in the middle of it, professed a religious conversion. Religion is what I do, so when somebody has something to say about it, I want to know what gives.








