Introducing the Rev. G. Gheng
It suddenly occurred to me yesterday that I might've got mixed up, and be sending my newspaper letters to the wrong e-mail address. That would explain why they never put them in! Perhaps some Nigerian e-mail scammer is sitting at his computer scratching his head, and wondering who ‘The Rev. G. Gheng’ is. I certainly managed to confuse myself in this letter about the Australian Federal election, which they shoulda published...
D'you know, I was just thinking the other day as the pamphleteers from the different political parties were standing around, having a lovely time chatting to each other on election day, how lovely it would be if all the political parties just got together and formed one big, happy political party.
Oh—hang on, excuse me, sorry—I seem to have got my ‘different religions are all the same’ monologue mixed up with my ‘politics’ rant. I'll have to get back to you.
Yours sincerely (etc)